Celebrity Gossip

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I can’t think of anything I’d rather buy right now than a bonafide stripper pole from none other than ex-Girls Next Door ho Kendra Wilkinson, how about you? Oh, wait - there’s a freaking STRIPPER WORKOUT VIDEO to go with it? I have officially died and gone to hillbilly heaven.

Yes, it’s true - the Playboy Bunny (and chronic horse-laugher) is marketing her stripper exercise video like cuh-razy, because when you’ve got a chest full of silicon and a head full of rocks, the earnings factor is only good for a few years, at most. Gotsta make the most of all those sexytimes with Hugh Hefner, right? Right!

Speaking of Kendra, she’s getting married soon, which kind of boggles my mind because hello? Would you marry somebody who’s stuck their hooha in the drooling faces of every teenager from here to Omaha? Huh. Here’s what Kendra had to say about her upcoming nuptials:

“Still working on the dress,” Wilkinson — who was worried about looking too “’80s Prom” — told Us. “We’re talking to a really cool florist. He’s making the flowers amazing — 6-foot centerpieces! It’s going to look like a fair-tale wedding. I’m really excited about it.”

Oh, Kendra. I would worry less about looking 80’s prom than 00’s hooker. But that’s just me!

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