Celebrity Gossip

Oh, dear me! Has this ever happened to you: you go to a film audition, thinking it’s for some fine Merchant-Ivory type production, and it turns out to be something from the BOWELS OF HELL? Well, that’s what “accidentally” happened to Miss Ali Lohan, little sister of Lindsay.

Turns out she auditioned for Peter Davy, director of such adult flicks as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone. When Mama Lohan found out, she secretly approved and got preliminary rights to the movie went POSTAL, as any good mom would do. She wanted Ali to have the starring role, dammit! What’s an obssessive, dysfunctional stage mother got to do to get her second meal ticket in a porno movie, I ask you? Humph.

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