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Madonna is on the front page of Vanity Fair this month (you can see the fantastically photoshopped pictures here) and as always, gave her opinions on everything; including her belief that you can “will” the sex of your baby. Listen to this:

madonna: Do you have a daughter?
me: No, three sons.
[Madonna looks at me accusingly.]
me: I didn’t choose it–it just happened.
madonna: Do you believe that? You think things just happen?
me: I think that just happened.
madonna: Mm-hmm.
me: So who’s making the decision?
madonna: You are, you and your missus.
me: About what kind of kids we want?
madonna: You chose it. Your soul chose it.
me: No. Do you believe that? That my insides wanted boys?
madonna: Unconsciously. Yes.
me: I kind of like the idea, three sons–it’s like having a little army out in the woods.
madonna: And all the work they can do, and you can teach them carpentry and then build houses for you in Old Greenwich, or wherever you live. - source

I don’t know….Madonna is so non-relevant these days, I think it’s kind of sad that she keeps trying to push herself as a bubble gum pop star. That’s not to say that I don’t totally love her, because I do, but it’s like when you watch your auntie try to get jiggy with it at the family reunion. You just want to give her some potato salad and tell her to sit her silly ass down for pete’s sake.

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