Celebrity Gossip

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I can’t think of anything I’d rather buy right now than a bonafide stripper pole from none other than ex-Girls Next Door ho Kendra Wilkinson, how about you? Oh, wait - there’s a freaking STRIPPER WORKOUT VIDEO to go with it? I have officially died and gone to hillbilly heaven.

Yes, it’s true - the Playboy Bunny (and chronic horse-laugher) is marketing her stripper exercise video like cuh-razy, because when you’ve got a chest full of silicon and a head full of rocks, the earnings factor is only good for a few years, at most. Gotsta make the most of all those sexytimes with Hugh Hefner, right? Right!

Speaking of Kendra, she’s getting married soon, which kind of boggles my mind because hello? Would you marry somebody who’s stuck their hooha in the drooling faces of every teenager from here to Omaha? Huh. Here’s what Kendra had to say about her upcoming nuptials:

“Still working on the dress,” Wilkinson — who was worried about looking too “’80s Prom” — told Us. “We’re talking to a really cool florist. He’s making the flowers amazing — 6-foot centerpieces! It’s going to look like a fair-tale wedding. I’m really excited about it.”

Oh, Kendra. I would worry less about looking 80’s prom than 00’s hooker. But that’s just me!

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Madonna sure knows how to make an entrance, doesn’t she! Appearing yesterday to tour an African village in the country of Malawi, where she’s buying adopting a kid, she wore a Chanel sweatsuit (similar to the one pictured above) that retails for a whopping $2800. Yes, I believe Madonna was missing the day sensitivity chips were handed out, don’t you?

And who in the world buys and wears a sweatsuit worth that much money? I have a few sweatsuits, and guess what - I SWEAT in them, therefore, I do not want them to be worth a mortgage payment. Nobody expects Madge’s Vadge to go around in something from Wal-Mart, but when you’re wearing an outfit that has couture stamped all over it in front of a village of starving kids, there’s something seriously wrong.

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       Canada’s Joshua Jackson is completely and utterly head over heals in love with German-born actress and girlfriend of 2 1/2 yrs, Diane Kruger. During a recent interview, Jackson had only great things to say about his girlfriend…

“I want to be a better man because I want to always see that look in her eyes when she looks at me. I want to be the man that deserves that love”

and then goes on by saying…

“She’s wonderful, she’s kind, she’s loving. She’s forgiving when I am a moron and not forgiving when I don’t deserve to be forgiven. There are no amount of good words.”

give her a ring already!…

[Source: Hello!]

      Angelina Jolie wants to adopt another child. Last month during a backstage moment at the Oscars, Slumdog Millionaire star Azharuddin Mohammed asked the mother of six, if she was planning on bringing up and Indian orphan. The actress replied by saying, “Well, I’ll let you into a little secret, we will soon.”

Jolie and Pitt already have three adopted children from various parts of the world and share three biological children together including eight month old twins…

good for them, they have the funds, devotion and the love, so what the heck!…

[Source: The Sun]

        Australian pop singer, Kylie Minogue is covering the May 2009 issue of UK Elle… the new issue will hit newstands early April ‘09… the cover is apparently a special collectors edition!?… nice

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      Halle Berry has her mind made up for baby #2! Just the other day durinhg an interview Berry told Ellen DeGeneres that she and Canadian Gabriel Aubry want more kids…

“My mind says yes, but the rest isn’t up to me so we’ll see.“- said Berry

She and Aubry share a 1yr old daughter together, Nahla Ariela…

Well, here’s a nice Monday morning present to myself: an oiled up, waxed up, and buffed up Ashton Kutcher prancing around half-naked for a movie. Or maybe that’s his normal day to day routine? Anyway, here’s some pics of him “filming”, if that’s what you want to call it, and then of him and his mom wife Demi Moore out to dinner. I like Ashton until he starts talking, then it’s like all bets are off and the sexytimes in my head don’t work so well. I’m going to keep trying though, Ashton deserves that from me.

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Hey there, Snarkarinos! Well, I was kind of intrigued by this little tidbit about how Tori Spelling won’t talk to her mom, Candy. STILL. I thought they got all the way over this? Can’t we all just get along and let all that lovely money keep going around the family? Shoot, at least to me. A girl could try.

Anyway, Candy’s doing that classic passive-aggressive thing, that every mother does to their daughter. Stuff like “I thought you were going to marry that other guy” on your 15th anniversary, not that I would know anything about THAT. Here’s what Candy had to say:

“I’ve tried to talk to her, but that doesn’t work. She may not even know why she’s angry.”

Uh huh. She also added that she’s not met her youngest grandbaby Stella and doesn’t see Liam or Dean anymore. I’m getting the biyatch vibe from this lady, like she’s the kind that goes into your pantry and rearranges all the cans to face the same way, know what I mean? Psycho!!!

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Jon Stewart, the host of The Daily Show, has had some EPIC takedowns of political blowhards, and some hardy soul put together the top seven best in this video. Includes the Chris Matthews debate, which is particularly good. Enjoy!

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Singer Michael Jackson is auctioning off his daily outfits, stuff like ruffled shirts, British military uniforms, jeweled crowns, you know, stuff like you and I wear every day. Personally, I had to put my crown in for repairs, the rubies kept falling off and hitting me in the eye and it was getting old fast.

Anyway, here’s an interesting video that gives you some behind the scenes looks at Mikey’s auction stuff; if you have an extra million or two you can buy some of this junk.

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