Celebrity Gossip

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Well, slap me silly and call me Donald, because this just about turns me inside out. According to People, Rihanna has taken back Chris Brown and they are staying together at one of Sean Combs’ homes in Miami. Sources reportedly say that Chris is “saddened’ at what’s happened and just “happy to be back with the woman he loves.” Um, what? Does anyone remember this?

While we obviously should be wondering how Rihanna got so stupid so fast, this is pretty normal behavior for a battered woman in a abusive relationship. Which is what she is. Trust me, this won’t be the first time we’re going to hear about her getting beat up. They’ll just be more discreet next time, keep things under the radar. GAWD.

In related insanity, Kanye West, who has apparently taken it upon himself to be some kind of Oprah with a mulllet, wants us all to give poor Chris a break. And here’s why:

“Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing … He’s a real f—in’ person; he makes mistakes.” West also made a rather puzzing comment about O.J. Simpson, saying, “O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing, though?”

Let’s see, a perverted boy fondler, a bong smoker, and a homicidal maniac. Yes, I see! All we need to do is join hands and sing, and unicorns and puppies will come and frolic with us in this magical land of make-believe, where Kanye is waiting for us with a basket full of sugary goodness. I’m so excited I just peed myself a little, how about you?

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     Canadian comedian/actor Jim Carrey and fellow actor Jake Gyllenhaal are set to star in a remake of the 1955 musical “Damn Yankees“.

Joe Boyd, a happily married man who suffers from a lifelong devotion to a losing baseball team. One night, Joe meets the Devil, who convinces him to sell his soul and become Joe Hardy, the all-star slugger the team is desperate for. Boyd can escape the deal, as long as he does it before the World Series — but to keep him tempted, the Devil hires the gorgeous Lola to seduce him.”- MTV

Both actors are apparently going to sing in the film!!?…

Now, this sounds like a fun outing! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took the four older kiddos to see “The Little Mermaid” on Broadway yesterday. That’s Shiloh, 2, Zahara, 4, Pax, 5, and Maddox, 7. The twins, Vivienne and Knox, both seven months, sat this one out (I’ve taken babies and toddlers to the theater before. Not fun. Especially when they pee through their nappies on you, which has happened to me TWICE.).

Brad carries Shiloh

Angelina carries Zahara, with Pax to her right

Speaking of Angelina Jolie, she and Brad snubbed Ryan Seacrest yet again at the Oscars this past Sunday. This is turning into pretty much a regular event! I think basically they just don’t like the guy. Here’s the video:

What do you think - did Brad blow Ryan off? I think he was just in a hurry to get going, that’s all. Nob big deal. Angelina’s next project is called “Salt“, with Liev Schreiber, and it sounds pretty dang good: she plays a CIA agent who is fingered as a Russian spy, who must clear her name and find the real culprit. However, don’t plan on seeing Angie making too many movies all at once; she said today that she’s definitely got other priorities in mind:

“I’m ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day,” she said. “So I’m not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be a celebrity and a successful actress forever.”

Yep! I think she’s got her head on straight, don’t you?

image: Bauer Griffin

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Singer Chris Brown, currently under investigation for beating the crud out of his girlfriend Rihanna, is taking anger management classes. Nothing like closing the barn door after the cows get out, right?

A source close to the troubled singer stated that “Chris doesn’t actually have to go by law, but he believes it will make him look better to the public, and he wants to try to get in a few classes before his court date on March 5.” NEWSFLASH: At this point, I don’t think a few anger management classes are going to make you look better. But that’s just me.

Rapper 50 Cent also had a few words to say about this whole sad state of affairs: “I thought that was something that you could use for humor, like any other comedian or someone else would utilize current events,” he told MTV News. “After I saw the photographs of Rihanna, that wasn’t funny anymore.” Yeah! Funny thing, domestic violence - it ain’t funny.

Speaking of RiRi, “sources” say that she might benefit from a few anger management classes herself. Seems that when things got heated that night, she tried to give as good as as she got - throwing the keys out of the car, for example. I personally don’t think that she needs anger management, she needs relationship counseling and victim services.

And maybe, some new mom classes? Yep. Rumor has it that’s why Chris went all berserko on her. Who knows - what do you think? WAS she pregnant? IS she pregnant?

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      Jennifer Love Hewitt says Alanis Morissette has helped mend her broken heart! Morissette’s album “Jagged Little Pill” and good chocolate have apparently helped the Ghost Whisper star get through her recent break-up to Scottish actor Ross McCall…
[Source: AZ and AskMen.com]

         Canadian actress Rachelle Lefevre will appear in New Moon, the next film based on Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series. Lefevre portrayed Victoria in the first film, the Montreal born actress also played Melinda on the TV series Swingtown…

Rumor has it, Dakota Fanning, Madonna, or Vanessa Hudgens may be cast in the up and coming film…

Singer Kelly Clarkson, who we all know and love as the first American Idol winner (and some would say the best, although I don’t agree - I give that title to Carrie Underwood), has a new album titled “All I Ever Wanted” that has leaked in its entirety online due to an iTunes error.

Here’s what happened. The album, due to drop March 10, was supposed to be previewed in 30 second timeslots, much like any other album that hasn’t been released yet. However, fans soon figured out that they could purchase the entire tracks because iTunes goofed. Whoops! Oh, well, I don’t see this as that big of a deal, it wasn’t like this hasn’t happened before, and usually it makes album sales go through the roof.

Anyway, that picture above is of Kelly in Camden, England after performing for the Shockwaves chart show. Note to Kelly’s stylist: please rethink your career. Immediately. I mean, seriously, Uggs with black slacks? What were you thinking?

Humph. Well, anyway, here’s the video for “My Life Would Suck Without You”. I might have to download this, I kinda like it!

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       The Australian band INXS has publicly denied J.D. Fortune’s claims, that the group dumped him last week! According to sources the band was shocked when they heard Fortune told ET that he was broke and living in his pick up truck after INXS allegedly fired and left him at an airport in Hong Kong…. drama drama drama

      Israeli Supermodel, Bar Refaeli, 23, is the cover model for the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Refaeli has appeared in Maxim, ELLE (France), and GQ (Italy).

Refaeli has been dating actor Leonardo DiCaprio since 2005…

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For Pete’s sake, I stop paying attention to Britney Spears for five seconds and this is what happens? Oy vey. Okay, so here’s the scoop. Yesterday, Britney’s dad testified that Sam Lufti, Brit’s former manager, ground medication into his daughter’s food and stated that he basically was a big poo poo head and a danger to the family in general. Adnan Ghalib, a former boyfriend, also is named in the restraining order, along with a attorney:
Jamie Spears and various attorneys are seeking a lengthy restraining order against Lutfi, Ghalib and attorney Jon Eardley . They claim the trio has tried to sabotage a court-ordered conservatorship that granted Jamie’s control over his 27-year-old daughter’s personal and financial affairs, which began a year ago.

Ay yi yi. Hit me baby one more time because you DRIVE ME CRAZY. Well, it sounds like she’s targeting the right people to keep away from her, you know what I mean? Speaking of teh crazy, Mel Gibson explained finally this week why he decided to reach out to Britney when she was having one of her multiple nervous breakdowns. Here’s what he had to say (don’t mind the old-timey whiskers, folks - I promise he’s not going to sell you some liniment or some folk remedy):

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“Well, she’s a nice kid… She was just going through a rough patch, so I figured… you look around and you see kids that, you know, in the industry and poor Heath,” Gibson said. “I just felt like this poor kid, she’s lining up to be stoned. The press was going at her and everything. I just thought, ‘I wonder if anyone is actually reaching out to her,’ so I just called her and she’s doing great now.” I wonder how that phone call went, don’t you? Lots of giggling, I’m sure. Maybe some discussion of where they’re going on vacation. And then you just KNOW they started singing all the songs from “high School Musical” together. We’re all in this together!

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