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I’ve had a little bit too much, much,
All the people start to rush, start to rush by,
How does he twist a dance? Can’t find a drink, oh man,
Where are my keys I lost my phone, phone.

Looks like Lady GaGa lived up to her own song lyrics last night in London. Wow, she looks a little beat up after leaving Club Bungalow nightclub in London’s party district. I hope she didn’t find her keys. She holds her liquor worse than Paris Hilton, her new BFF. But hey, if you are into drunk chicks with nice bodies, then I suggest you click on the rest of the Lady GaGa pictures.

Victoria Prince, the girl that is too hot for Kevin Federline but dating him regardless because she is having problems paying rent, is now pretending to like Sean Preston and Jayden James. She is seen in a variety of pictures on her maternal media blitz carrying the kids around, holding them, and playing with them. Britney Spears must be so thrilled. No seriously, she must be thrilled to not have to take care of those kids all the time. At least Britney is working on her abs with the downtime. Check out more pictures of Victoria Prince.

You know a few weeks back when I reported about Joaquin Phoenix being nuts at Lavo in Vegas, by rapping? Well, apparently Joaquin felt that was sane. Look at me, I’m the nutcase now!!! Check out what MTV News has to say.

“The transition from one career to another is never seamless. It should come as no surprise to anyone that Joaquin came from a musical family, in addition to winning a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Johnny Cash,” Patricola wrote in an e-mail. “He intends on exploring his musical interests despite speculative, negative or positive reactions.”

So he is the next Vanilla Ice? Joaquin, please go back to making movies. Gladiator ruled. We miss you. Please come back to sanity.

Thanks,

Hey, its Saturday, so why not some hot chicks getting pranked. I love the one that gets ice water dumped on her. Worth the watch.

Either that or he has become Syndey, Australia’s most famous bike messenger. Which I don’t think is the case, I can’t see Russell having much patient for bad drivers. It appears to me that he is trying to shed all the pounds he gained the movie, Body of Lies. I don’t get it. If I were famous and older, I’d just be content being fat. That’d be how I would role. You would still get chicks because even though you are fat, you are fat and Russell Crowe. Think about that for a few minutes.

Linday Lohan’s dad doesn’t like Samantha Ronson, and now he is asking for your help in breaking them up. Check out his blog.

Like I said in the past, “if I see or hear of anyone or anything causing harm or is seen as a threat to my children,” I will speak about it, and do anything I can to try to intervene regardless of the repercussions on me.
With that said, after seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay’s freedom from SaMANtha’s bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay”s life, things have taken a dark turn.
While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than SaMANtha, I am torn to see that SaMANtha has once again manipulated Lindsay into leaving her little sister in LA, only to join SaMANtha on another DJ gig in Boston.
Was this again, a means for SaMANtha to earn more money through Lindsay”s presence? Did SaMANtha’s fee drop so much and so quickly when word got out that they parted ways? Are we so blind? Is Lindsay so blind? I know Dina and my kids aren’t because they tell me so. But then again, why does Dina tell me one thing and do another?!
When a mother or father sees their child in turmoil (losing weight, not working, and purportedly cutting herself) are we supposed to stand by , remain silent and pretend it isn’t happening? Or are we suppose to step to the plate and not care what people think, and do something about it?
Well, as you can see, I’m not going to sit back and let it slide.
I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.
Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn’t used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha. Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren’t just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!

I on the other hand am reaching out to all of my readers to help Michael out by finding a way to shut off his Internet Connection, because this is just brutal. And maybe sign him up for a writing class.

And he wants you to know it. He also has some very classy terms for the neighbor guy that is apparently doing something with the roof. He’s “pounding.” Ashton is really tough in this video. He also needs a better camera to use for future toughness.

Alessandra Ambrosio is still hanging out in St. Barts, wearing a bikini, which is pure awesomeness. As reported here last week, Alessandra is in St. Barts to shoot for Victorias Secret. I was offered the job of misting her buttocks during the shoot, but I had some things going on and was unable to make it down. Unfortunately, I just can’t get out of this appointment I have sitting on my couch all day and watching The Real Housewives of Orange County, or else I would TOTALLY be there. Anyways, enough about me, check out more of these Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures.

Oh my word, how did I not know about this movie? Okay. Here’s the plot of “Nine” from IMDB:

Nine is a musical following a film director named Guido Contini, who is in his middle age. He is trying to complete his next film. His main problem is that he has too many women in his life. Luisa, his wife, Carla his sexy mistress, and Claudia, his muse and protege.

Here’s the cast list - these names alone make me want to see this movie, even if they were doing a rendition of a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Seriously.

Daniel Day-Lewis … Guido Contini
Marion Cotillard … Luisa Contini

Penélope Cruz … Carla Albanese

Nicole Kidman … Claudia Nardi

Judi Dench … Liliane La Fleur

Stacy Ferguson … Saraghina

Kate Hudson … Stephanie Necrophuros

Sophia Loren … Mamma

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!? Okay, taking a calming breath…..in and out, in and out….there. Done with the spaz-out. Here are a few pics of Nicole Kidman and Daniel Day-Lewis, two of the best actors of all time, filming:

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Here are some GORGEOUS photos from the Fashion Dinner for AIDS in Rome yesterday, held at the Pavillon d’Armenonville in Paris, France.

Mischa Barton actually looks good here, which is a nice change from what we've been seeing lately.

Carla Bruni, mostly known for her ability to marry high-ranking French politicians.

Milla Jovovich. Remember that Ace bandage outfit she wore in The Fifth Element?

Diane Kruger. Yep, she's the chick from all the National Treasure movies.

Vanessa Paradis, who is practically married to Johnny Depp.

Oh my word, Dita Von Teese. Gorgeous. Stunning.

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