Celebrity Gossip

[...] have become just as common as celebrity nipple slips, much to our benefit, or in the case of the countless Britney Spears upskirts (mostly without knickers), to our [...]

Apparently, many female celebrities weren’t taught how to get off cars like ladies. Or maybe they were, and were just flashing their goodies on purpose to serve an agenda that only they really know. In any case, celebrity upskirts have become just as common as celebrity nipple slips, much to our benefit, or in the case of the countless Britney Spears upskirts (mostly without knickers), to our detriment.

By the way, no Britney here. It goes without saying that she’s in a league all by herself as far as celebrity upskirts go. If there’s a Celebrity Upskirt Hall of Fame, Britney would no doubt be the first-ever inductee. And if these women who have given us the top ten celebrity upskirt pictures of 2008 carry on like this in the coming years, they’re guaranteed a place in it too.

Warning: possibly NSFW

1.  Leelee Sobieski

Any memories you might have of sweet Leelee in “Jungle 2 Jungle” surely will have dissipated by now at the sight of that pink thong.

The good news is that Tara Reid is getting help, according to People Magazine, for boozing it up too much.

“Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” the actress’s rep Jack Ketsoyan tells PEOPLE.
The rep would not reveal what Reid, 33, is being treated for.

The even better news is that her boobs are still big. The bad news is that they are crooked, a bit off-tilt, if you will. Tara is not going to enjoy Promises, there is no open bar, from what I understand. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and waiters Tara. This is such a warm holiday story, I am about to melt. I wonder what this means for MTV’s beach house, where Tara’s crooked boobs are somewhat of an iconic symbol for the show? This could get interesting…

More Tara Reid pictures.

Michael Jackson was parading Beverly Hills last night dressed as Zorro.

“Those kids will never know who I really am if I dress like Zorro!”

Great plan Michael, really savvy. Can someone explain what the chick in the background is laughing about? What’s so funny? Is Michael funny? Funny like a clown? Anyways, poor kids, I feel sorry for them. I guess Michael is never going to beat it. Sorry, had to.

Hugh Hefners sons admitted to Playboy that they only date one chick at a time. This seems totally sacreligious, if you ask me. How could you go against the family? Hugh should disown them.

On having multiple girlfriends:
Marston: “I’m not going to have multiple girlfriends — not at the same time. I can’t imagine that.”
Cooper: “I can imagine doing that. I don’t think it’s an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl.”

On their mother Playmate Kimberley Conrad’s stance:
Cooper: “One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back,” Cooper says, adding that his mother has told him, “‘We do not have a revolving door in this house!’ She’s all about one girlfriend at a time.”

On taking over the company:
Cooper: “If I were to take over the company or have a say in what’s going on, I’d want the girls to be presented more as they were in the pictorials back in the 1950s and 1960s -— kind of artsy, classy. I would like to bring back that retro-class feel.”

On living in the Playboy Mansion:
Cooper: “They don’t get it when you say, ‘There’s nothing to do there. But when you live here and come here every single day, you see the same things. Anybody else would be like, ‘Let’s go see monkeys!’ But I don’t want to see monkeys. I’d rather go bowling than play with monkeys.”

According to the What the Buck Show. This guy creeps me out even more than Madonna does, but all the same, it seems to be a decent source for some gossips. I wonder how long A-Rod can endure this Madonna deal, she is already on the decline. Might be time to start hitting those Miami strip clubs again…

I have no idea who this chick is, other than to say she is weird looking. I think she may well be a man. Anyways, people are talking about her and being a journalist, I must report the news. (Yeah, I’m a journalist, screw off). If you look close, you will see a bulge in “her” pants. Not that I looked, a friend told me about it. Not a close friend, you know what I mean…

More Lady GaGa pictures. Yuckness.

Beyonce, rocks out with If I were a boy. Safe to say, most of us are glad she isn’t a boy. In fact, she should be penalized for even making a song with such a name. Anyways, enjoy. Looks like she does some of the 80s with her hair. Still very hot though.

Only a mere week since Sean Avery was suspended by the NHL for calling Elisha Cuthbert sloppy seconds, the Dallas Stars has reportedly given Sean the boot. He is no longer a member of the Dallas Stars, according to ESPN.

“All parties said there is a clear understanding that a return to the Stars is not in the best interest of either the hockey club or Avery,” the team said in a news release.
Details of his departure still must be worked out. He could be traded, sent to the minors or bought out next summer. The club said it will work with Avery to try making this an amicable divorce.
However, there’s no telling when Avery will even be ready to play again. He is at an undisclosed location seeking treatment through a program set up by the NHL players association. When he was suspended, Avery told the Stars he needed help dealing with anger issues.

Jennifer Aniston is working hard to make Brad Pitt regret choosing Angelina Jolie and those African kids. This time she posed nude in GQ magazine, and I got the photos for you. She looks very hot, much better than Jolie. Maybe Jen is finally winning the war? Angelina is starting to look a bit to plasticy, if you ask me. And since you are reading this site, you did ask. So there.

More pictures of Jennifer Aniston in the nude. Check it out.