Celebrity Gossip

This first one is a digital short from Andy Samberg, titled “Jizz in my Pants”:

Vinny talks to John Malkovich:

Two brothers have one Christmas wish:

John Malkovich’s opening monologue:

An SNL promo with John Malkovich:

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Saturday Night Live may have topped the old D%$k in a box with Justin Timberlake by “releasing” a new video called, Jizz in my pants. By the looks of these two girls, I would say they cast perfectly considering the theme. Saturday Night Live is finally getting back to good times.

Miley Cyrus says she doesn’t regret doing that shoot with Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair. You know, the one that got her in hot water. Furthermore, she seems to throw her critics under the morality bus they ride in.

“Everyone outside of America liked it a little bit more . . . The States are really conservative.” And she gushed over Leibovitz, “She was amazing and so talented . . . I would love to work with her again.”

I am so proud of you Miley. You have a great future of not being a role model ahead of you. Lindsay Lohan should look out, you are right on her coat-tails. In all seriousness, people really should lighten up. For Christ sake, Obama is president now which means change. I don’t know what that has to do with Miley Cyrus being young and scandalous, but I felt like making the point anyways.

Guy Ritchie is getting his Holiday bonus from Madonna after all.  If you recall, Celebrityrumors first reported that Guy Ritchie was getting none of Madonna’s bling and green. Apparently Madonna is none-to-happy about these speculations and has admitted that Guy is getting a lump sum. In all fairness, its not nearly what he could get if he fought the good fight. By good fight, I mean go to bat for all men around the world that have ever been taken to the cleaners by a woman!

But a source revealed: “He is getting one lump sum imminently. Guy wanted to stay in their London home but Madonna refused to split it in two, and eventually gave him £12 million as compensation. She decided early on that he should get Ashcombe.
“Guy’s ducked out of fighting over her fortune, even though he could be entitled to a big chunk.” A friend of Madonna said last night: “She is fed- up at reports that Guy is walking away with no money—she has sorted his finances for life.”

Pam Anderson presented a conceptual piece at a Miami art gallery yesterday: Fashion disaster meets class. I would say she nailed it. What a freaking mess, she has on stripper heels, leopard booty shorts, a flash-dance top and a snowboarding hat. Where in the heck did she get this crap? I swear it looks more like a halloween 80s / stripper retro outfit. To make things even classier, if you can imagine that happening, Paris Hilton is in some of the pictures below, hugging the trailer. Good lord, unreal.

Yeah, I would still hit it. But that’s NOT the point.