Celebrity Gossip

Natalie Portman turned down the play, Doubt, and playwright Patrick Shanley says its because she doesn’t really get celebacy. And that my friends, is awesome.

“I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,” Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, “Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

I wish my prom date in High School would have been similarly confused. More pictures of Natalie Portman chatting it up on her cell phone, probably about having sex.

When she isn’t smoking crack or being a lunatic, she is apparently missing Bobby Brown and in the process of getting back together with him. Two crazies really do belong together. It was just meant to be. Happy Thanksgiving, I’d be careful allowing Bobby to carve the crack rock this year. But that’s just me. Here is more from The Chicago Sun-Times.

We’ve heard it before, but folks inside Whitney Houston’s circle of pals again insist the on-the-rebound diva and ex-husband Bobby Brown may be getting back together.
The official word from Camp Houston sticks to to the old line about the divorced couple remaining separate, ”but good friends whose primary interest is the well-being of their daughter.” Yet, several Georgia sightings of Houston and Brown in recent days—clearly looking very romantic while dining together—seem to boost the reliability of what I’m hearing. I’m also hearing that the divorced couple’s daughter Bobbi Kristina is eager for her parents to remarry.

So Britney Spears is dieting so hard for her upcoming appearance on the British show, X-Factor, that her family and friends are worried and trying to get her to eat more. I guess she wants to lose seven pounds and possible die. At least it seems so.

A source said: ‘She goes to bed hungry and is dieting so hard she’s suffering from insomnia, anxiety, flushes and shakes. Her father and the people around her are trying to get her to eat more, but Britney is determined not to be criticised for having any extra bulk.’

Sounds like my kinda girl.

Just kidding, they didn’t. But they did walk around all dolled up, tall dark guy in beenie in tow, for paparazzi shots. I mean, it is Thanksgiving, no reason to allow some random pardoned turkey to get all the attention today. I hope Kim doesn’t do too much damage at Thanksgiving dinner, I like the shape, but you know what I mean…..

More pictures of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian….

What the heck is this all about? Liz Hurley was arriving back with her Louis Vuitton luggage in tow, and check out the shot below of the closeup of her knuckles. They are all scraped and bloody. I feel sorry for that guy. However, I guess my biggest question right now is, what prompted this photographer to zoom in on her hands? If I were zooming in, I would….ok, I should relax, it’s Thanksgiving after all!

Check out all the pictures including the bloody knuckle.