Celebrity Gossip

Haha, these were funny! My favourite is the speed-walker one with Mr.T, lmao.

Bill Maher, who is currently promoting his new film Religulous, made fun of religion in general on The View this morning, especially with Sherri Shepherd, who has been VERY vocal about her personal beliefs. Watch:

If you didn’t catch it, here’s what they said exactly:

“When you did this movie, you talked to a lot of people about God — have you ever just talked to God, and asked God what does he think?”

When Maher asked Sherri if God ever answered her, and she said that he did, Maher said: “Well then we should call Bellevue.” Bellevue is a New York hospital known for its psychiatric facilities, so basically he’s saying that everyone who has some kind of religious beliefs is a nutjob. He’s entitled to his beliefs, but he’s still kind of a douche.

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(This video is the trailer for Becoming Jane)

Well, actress Anne Hathaway has really gone too far. Here’s what she said in a recent interview with Esquire:

….the sexy “Get Smart” star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend. She says “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing”. She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way.”

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! What makes her think that we want to know about this?

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David Letterman did a great job of remembering great actor Paul Newman on his show this week; here’s the video:

Among other things, Letterman said “Here is a guy who took care of people… This guy ought to be a saint.”

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For the nth time, Britney Spears reportedly has a sex tape. Adnan Ghalib, the British pap who took advantage of her when she lost her hair and her mind eons ago, claims he has in his possession a two-hour sex tape featuring Britney, and will sell it for the right price.

He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.

“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot while on holiday in Mexico.

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “ [source]

Awwww, how sweet. He’s so protective of Britney he won’t be selling any other details about her. Just hours of footage of the singer doing the nasty. But how many times have we heard that Britney has a sex tape? If Pamela Anderson has the most number of celebrity sex tapes released (she has two), then Britney holds the record for the most number of celebrity sex videos NOT released. All we have are claims, nothing solid, and it’s getting boring already.

For crying out loud, let’s have the sex tape and get this over with. Not that we’re so excited about it. With the shape Britney was in during that time, she probably looks like the guy in the Gene Simmons sex tape in it anyway.

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This week’s Saturday Night Live was almost completely political, from the beginning sketch with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin:

To the presidential debate:

And of course, Bill Clinton telling us exactly where he stands:

Overall, I love when SNL goes political; I think they do their best work this way.

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O noes! Actress Heather Locklear was busted for driving under the influence this weekend. Apparently, she was in Santa Barbara and was driving all over the road; some residents of the area called it in and she got busted. From the sound of it, she wasn’t drinking, but she had taken too much prescription medication. I didn’t know doctors prescribed vodka these days - my doctor’s been lying to me all this time, dammit!

Anyway, Heather’s been in a clinic until recently for treatment for depression after the breakup of her 11 year marriage to Richie Sambora. Here’s what the clinic looks like:

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Dang! I need to go to rehab. Except I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs, and I don’t have enough money to pay for a “relaxing vacatioin” like that one. Humph.

Well, anyway, let’s watch a clip of Heather in happier times, shall we?

I miss the 80’s.

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In his new movie Milk, actor Sean Penn has a scene in which he smooches fellow actor James Franco. After filming this scene, Sean sent ex-wife Madonna a text message letting her know that he had “popped his cherry” kissing a man and that for some reason, it reminded him of her! Maybe because Madge wears the pants in the relationship? Yep, I thought so.

James Franco also had this to say on kissing Sean:

“The first kiss of the movie was out on Haight Street, with, like, 200 people watching, outside. I’m sure in the end it will be a really cool shot, but it starts close and then it takes maybe a minute. That’s a long time on film with everybody watching, and, like, a fake moustache getting in your mouth. It was long enough that you couldn’t help but thinking, ‘Oh, my God, I’m kissing Spicoli.’”

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The movie he’s referencing is of course Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and the movie they’re currently filming is a biopic about Harvey Milk, about a homosexual politician in 1970s San Francisco who was assassinated by a co-worker. Here’s the trailer:

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Tina Fey brought back her WILDLY popular parody of Sarah Palin last night on Saturday Night Live, with Amy Poehler playing the part of Katie Couric. Watch:

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Actress Scarlett Johansson and her beau of only a few months Ryan Reynolds got married last night, quietly and without ceremony, in Canada. It’s the first marriage for both; Scarlett is 23 and Ryan is 31. Ryan had a very publicized split with singer Alanis Morissette and started going out with Scarlett afterwards.

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They seem happy, but I had no idea Scarlett was so young - I would have pinned her closer to Ryan’s age.

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