Pete Wentz had to grab his blanky during the earthquake

Posted by Wendy on July 31st, 2008
Premiere Of Paramount's "Iron Man" - Arrivals

Remember that big earthquake in California this week? Emo studmuffin Pete Wentz about wet his pants. Here’s what he had to say:

“Today I woke up to an earthquake, literally. It had me clutching my pillow like it was the mid-west. This s**t is crazy!”

Okay, I’ll throw him a little bone - I don’t much care for earthquakes either. But clutching your pillow isn’t going to help. A true Emo rocker dude would have grabbed his guyliner, his tapered jeans, and his Converse sneakers and locked himself in the broom closet with an iPod full of Cure songs. And then written in his journal about it. You’ve let us down, Pete Wentz.

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Whoops! Ali Lohan “accidentally” auditions for a naughty film

Posted by Wendy on July 31st, 2008
Red carpet arrivals for the New York premiere of 'The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2'

Oh, dear me! Has this ever happened to you: you go to a film audition, thinking it’s for some fine Merchant-Ivory type production, and it turns out to be something from the BOWELS OF HELL? Well, that’s what “accidentally” happened to Miss Ali Lohan, little sister of Lindsay.

Turns out she auditioned for Peter Davy, director of such adult flicks as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone. When Mama Lohan found out, she secretly approved and got preliminary rights to the movie went POSTAL, as any good mom would do. She wanted Ali to have the starring role, dammit! What’s an obssessive, dysfunctional stage mother got to do to get her second meal ticket in a porno movie, I ask you? Humph.

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Tom Cruise is getting sued!

Posted by Wendy on July 31st, 2008
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O noes! My Tommy Boy has done gone and got himself sued, courtesy of his crazy cult religion.

Apparently, some guy who was in Scientology and then came to his senses got out. After he got out, he started getting harassing calls at home, including one to his wife who said that he was a homosexual. Do you think that was Tom accidentally drunk-dialing there? Huh.

Anyway, Lawsuit Guy is naming Tom Cruise as part of the suit since he’s a bigwig in the Thetan Underworld. I doubt that this will go anywhere; Tom will just send over some persuasion to the guy’s house and it’ll all be over. And by persuasion, I mean Katie will go over there and use her superior Dawson’s Creek acting skills to get the guy to lay off. Here’s what I’m talking about:

Yep. Lawsuit Guy is in BIG TROUBLE.

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Elizabeth Taylor on life support?

Posted by Wendy on July 31st, 2008
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Elizabeth Taylor, who suffered a bit of a heart scare last week, ended up on life support for a brief time, but apparently she’s okay now. I know, that’s not really big news, but I’m telling you, there’s like nothing else going on today.

This isn’t the first time Lizzie has been in the hospital - seems like she’s always almost “crossing over”, as her best buddy Michael Jackson would put it. I’ve never seen a movie of hers, not even National Velvet - am I missing much?

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10 Celebrities Who Attempted Suicide Before They Made It Big

Posted by Listmaker on July 31st, 2008

The celebrities listed below have all had a measure of success in their chosen fields, with some going on to reach superstar status.

All of that, however, wouldn’t have happened had their attempts at offing themselves before hitting the big time were as successful as the ones that took the lives of many other celebs. Talk about second chances.

Guess they’re just luckier than those other celebrities who died young.

1. Brigitte Bardot

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Bardot has tried to end her life several times, the first of which was when she was a teenager refused permission by her parents to marry film director Roger Vadim until she was 18. She eventually married and divorced Vadim, who launched Bardot to international renown in his 1956 film And God Created Woman.

2. Peter Fonda

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Fonda was 10 years old when he shot himself in the stomach with a .22 pistol in 1950, just a few months after the suicide of his own mother.

3. Ozzy Osbourne

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The “Godfather of Heavy Metal” has admitted to several suicide attempts, even when he was a teenager.

4. Tuesday Weld

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This Emmy- and Oscar-nominated actress had a nervous breakdown at age nine, was an alcoholic by age 12, and tried to kill herself at around the same time by taking aspirin and sleeping pills and chasing them down with a bottle of gin.

5. Billy Joel

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Depression brought about by the failure of his band Attila drove Joel, then in his early twenties, to drink furniture polish, which he said “looked tastier than bleach”.He of course survived, and went on to become the sixth best-selling recording artist in the United States according to the RIAA.

6. Drew Carey

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Long before The Drew Carey Show, Whose Line Is It Anyway? and The Price is Right made him a household name, Carey made two suicide attempts as a teenager, and both attempts are blamed on a very rough childhood where he was, by his admission, sexually molested.

7. Jennifer O’Neill

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O’Neill was 14 when she tried to kill herself. There was another incident in 1982 when she shot herself in the abdomen with a gun belonging to her then husband, but she claims it was accidental.

8. Greg Louganis

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A serious knee injury at the age of 12 that dashed his hopes of becoming an Olympic gymnast drove Louganis to try to commit suicide three times. He survived and went on to become the greatest Olympic diver the world has ever seen.

9. Ginger Lynn

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The top porn star of the 1980s tried to kill herself at the age of 12 by taking a bunch of various medicines. She claimed she did it to get away from the constant abuse inflicted by her mother.

10. Eminem

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In 1996, Eminem took more than a dozen Tylenol after being dumped by on-again, off-again wife Kim Mathers. Three years later, his first major studio album, The Slim Shady LP, became one of the biggest-selling albums of 1999.

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Prince Charles has “accidentally” hired Dita Von Teese for son’s birthday party

Posted by Wendy on July 30th, 2008
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LOL! Oh, I LOVE this story.

Okay. So Prince Charles attended the VERY ritzy Cartier International event this weekend, and ran into one Dita Von Teese, who is a retro burlesque artist. Gorgeous. Used to be married to Marilyn Manson, oddly enough. Anyway, Prince Charles was VERY taken with the buxom beauty, and asked her what she did for a living. She replied “dancer”, which yeah, she dances. Dances naked in a giant martini glass! Anyway, Prince C. probably thought this meant dancing the tango or something and booked her for son Harry’s 24th birthday party. When he finally figured out what Dita actually does for a living, he almost passed out, but to his credit he didn’t cancel. Happy Birthday Harry! Daddy bought you some boobies!

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Meet Guy Ritchie, Sugar Expert

Posted by Wendy on July 30th, 2008
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Move over, Web MD. You’ve got new competition in Guy Ritchie, self-proclaimed sugar expert. He went on the record yesterday to say that sugar kills more people than crack. ARGUABLY. Yes, that’s the key word. Here’s what he had to say:

“Sugar kills. Think of the calories in sugar. Fat kills more people than anything else. Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine”.

Okay, I’ll give him that there’s a big problem with obesity in the States. He actually makes a lot of sense. But I would love to ask him what he thought of his wife Madonna’s last album, which was titled….wait for it….”Hard Candy”. Irony much?

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California earthquake captured live on Judge Judy

Posted by Wendy on July 30th, 2008

Well, dang! This must have been a scary moment for the round-robin of child support evaders, hair salon owners (there’s a lot of them), and general miscreants on Judge Judy! The earthquake in California yesterday actually got captured live on camera; watch:

Notice how the plaintiff stayed still the whole time. She obviously cares more about justice than any flipping earthquake - good for her. Well, until a beam comes down on her head, than justice isn’t your friend anymore.

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The Leaked Wolverine Trailer - watch it here!

Posted by Wendy on July 29th, 2008

Sqweeee! I am such a huge X-Men and Wolverine nerd that I about started dancing around when I saw this trailer. Hugh Jackman does such a phenomenal job!!!

What do you think - looks good, huh?

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Marilyn Manson attacked by fan, and guess what? He’s BALD!

Posted by Wendy on July 29th, 2008

Well, THIS had to be awkward! Marilyn Manson was having a little bit of a meet and greet in Germany, and a fan keeps trying to get his attention. Marilyn is nice enough to bring him up to the front and shake his hand, and the guy gives him a hug and rips off his hat - pulling off his wig in the process. Watch:

I’m not the biggest fan of Marilyn, but I felt badly for him - that fan hopefully got in big trouble.

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