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        Canada’s Kim Cattrall is all “Sex and the City” baby!! The 51 year old actress who portrays the promiscuous “Samantha Jones” on the hit TV series “Sex in the City” showed up looking stunning in Toronto for the Canadian premiere of the highly-anticipated “Sex and the City : The Movie” on Wednesday evening…

        Cattrall and fellow cast mates Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Chris Noth, Jennifer Hudson are scoring big in the box office this weekend, according to MoJo it’s first day racked in over $26 million worldwide!.

….It was a pretty good movie in my opinion! a must see for every fashionista!.. purely amazziiinnnnng…

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Happy Saturday, you lovely Snarkarinos! So, guess what I did last night? I went and saw the new Sex and the City movie, and judging from reports that I heard both at the theater and online, looks like SATC…..get this….is going to beat out Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. Can you believe it? The theater I went to was almost sold out, and I heard other girls talking about how the theater in the next town was sold out until SUNDAY for SATC!!!!

I don’t want to give anything away, but let me tell you this: the movie was over two hours long, but seriously, I felt like I was sitting in the theater for maybe ten minutes. It was that good. I cried, I laughed, and honestly, I want to go and see it again. If you are a SATC fan (as I am!), then you need to go see this movie!!!!!!

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For reals, yall. If Angelina Jolie ever wants to adopt me, I would be there in like ONE SECOND. I want her as my Mommy.

Ang decided to show up in Vanity Fair and this is what she had to say about pregnancy, kids, life, love, etc.:

Angelina Jolie on being pregnant:
“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depend-ing on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.”

For more about Angelina Jolie and how she’s planning on adopting me, .

Angelina Jolie on her international family:
“When I was growing up I wanted to adopt, because I was aware there were kids that didn’t have parents. It’s not a humanitarian thing, because I don’t see it as a sacrifice. It’s a gift. We’re all lucky to have each other. I look at Shiloh—because, obviously, physically, she is the one that looks like Brad and I when we were little—and say, ‘If these were our brothers and sisters, how much would we have known by the time we were six that it took into our 30s and 40s to figure out?’ I suppose I’m giving them the childhood I always wished I had.”

Angelina Jolie on Shiloh’s birth:
“We were in this little hospital in Africa when Shi was born. I don’t think there was anybody else in the hospital. It was just a little cottage, the three of us. It ended up being the greatest thing…. I had a C-section and I found it fascinating. I didn’t find it a sacrifice and I didn’t find it a painful experience. I found it a fascinating miracle of what a body can do.”

Angelina Jolie on nannies:
“We don’t ever have anybody spend the night. We may have to adjust that when the next one comes. But we do have ladies that work with us, and they’re also from different cultures and back-grounds. One lady’s a Vietnamese teacher—wonderful. One is of Congolese descent from Bel-gium. Another is from the States and is really creative and does art programs.”

Angelina Jolie on artists as parents:
“Artists raise their kids differently,” she said. “We communicate to the point where we probably annoy our children. We have art around the house, we have books, we go to plays, we talk. Our focus is art and painting and dress-up and singing. It’s what we love. So I think you can see how artists in some way raise other artists.”

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The more stuff I see Keira Knightley in, the more I really, really like her. She’s a good actress, and surprisingly enough, she even has a lovely singing voice (unlike Scarlett Johannsson - oy vey). Here’s Keira singing in her new project titled “The Edge of Love.” What do you think - decent, eh?

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Well, knock me over with a feather. Apparently, crooner Clay Aiken has somewhat proved that he, you know, HAS A PENIS by knocking up his best friend Jaymes Foster, a record producer whom he stays with when he’s in LA. Oh, and get this? SHE’S 50 YEARS OLD. Uh huh.

I’ve been diligently researching this news for you lovely peoples and it looks like maybe Clay didn’t actually have to get anywhere near Old Lady Va-Jay-Jay; she just borrowed his Little Clays and is artificially inseminated. What do you think he thought about when he was squeezing off a few knuckle children…..Barbra Streisand? Hulk Hogan? The entire cast of Hogan’s Heroes? Truly fascinating.

Frankly, I’m pretty grossed out by this news, but here’s the thing that gets me: she couldn’t have found someone OTHER than Clay to be her baby daddy? That was it as far as candidates? And what in the world is she thinking getting preggers at 50. Cripes, she’ll be a walker when the kid graduates from high school.

So! Do you think this is really true? Did Clay’s spermies take a ride into the Cave of No Return?

Is it true that Clay Aiken has knocked up his best friend?
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This is what’s called a “shotgun wedding”, kids. Having just tied the know with Pete “I’m Really Not Gay” Wentz, Ashlee Simpson is officially confirming the happy and joyous news that yes, she is indeed sperminated. Here’s her statement:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child,” said a statement Wednesday on Wentz’s blog. “This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.” - source

Awww! Here, wipe away that happy tear. Do you think that Daddy will teach him how to apply guyliner? Maybe they’ll find some black skinny jeans in size 18 months for the little boy or girl. They’d better watch out though; Auntie Jessica might finally lose it and just eat that baby. I can tell by just looking at her she’s about to spring forth into some seriously demented shizznit.

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Oh, my. Mario Batali, a Food Network regular (any other Food Network fans out there? I lurve me some Paula Deen!) says that he thinks Gwynnie works out three hours a day. Judging from her figure, I’d say that’s probably a good guess. And honestly, why shouldn’t she? She’s extremely wealthy, she’s got nannies and hangers on that carry out her every whim, what the hell else does she have to do other than run laps and do crunches?

If I had the time I would probably work out three hours a day too, but I’m a little too busy doing something called “having a life”; you know, parenting my kids, flirting with my husband, working, etc. That kind of stuff. Seriously, if someone told me they worked out three hours a day I would probably never stop laughing. How utterly pretentious and self-indulgent do you have to be in order to justify that!

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The “other woman” who is accused of breaking up the marriage of Shania Twain and Mutt Lange is finally speaking out. Here’s what Marie-Anne Thiébaud had to say:

“You cannot believe everything you read in the press.” When asked directly if she had an affair with Twain’s husband, music producer Robert “Mutt” Lange, she replied, “No.”

I sort of tend to believe her on this one. According to sources she was friends - practically best friends - with Shania for many years; it would take an extraordinary amount of balls to jump in and start boinking her husband. Although it has been done, I know, but seriously, would you give up your best girlfriend for this guy? Uh huh.

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Hidely ho, neighborinos! What are you up to today? The first gossip item that I woke up to was this one, and it’s juicy. Apparently, Bill Murray’s wife has filed for divorce. But that’s not all! Oh, no. Here’s the charges:

• Drug and alcohol abuse
• Physical abuse (she charges that he slapped her and told her she was lucky he didn’t kill her)
• Abandonment

Among others, but those are the biggies. The couple have been married since 1997 and have four (!) children together. I don’t know, I just can’t see Bill Murray being this big of an asshole, but what do you think?

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As the 2008 NBA Finals fast approaches, we stop and think about all those NBA greats who’ve led their teams in just about every aspect of the game, but failed to lead them into the promised land of a championship ring and the Larry O’Brien NBA Championship Trophy.

While the likes of Allen Iverson, Kevin Garnett, Carmelo Anthony and LeBron James still haven’t got that coveted ring, they at least stand a very good chance of getting one. The men below don’t, having already hung up their sneakers. While not having a title doesn’t diminish their greatness, there will always be that hole that will never ever be filled. They now will never know how heavy that trophy is or how those rings would feel on their fingers.

1. Elgin Baylor

Elgin Baylor’s search for an NBA crown remains one of the most frustrating ever. In a career that lasted from 1958-1971, he helped lead the Lakers to the NBA Finals eight times, but never won. Still, his all-around and flashy play were more than enough to merit him a spot on the list of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History.

2. Karl Malone

Karl Malone came so close to leading the Utah Jazz to the title in 1997 and 1998, but smashed head-on into a brick wall called Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls both times. In a desperate move, he moved to the Los Angeles Lakers in 2003, hoping Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant would help him get one. They did get to the NBA Finals, but the bloated egos of O’Neal and Bryant got the better of the Lakers, and were shot down by the Detroit Pistons in five games. The Mailman, one of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History, finally gave up the quest, and retired after that season.

3. Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley is unique among NBA players in the sense that at 6 feet 6 inches, he out-muscled and out-rebounded much bigger guys. Still, his powerful play got him no NBA title, although he did get close to getting one in 1993, when he led the Phoenix Suns against the Chicago Bulls, which eventually beat them in six games. He had one last chance with the Houston Rockets, but injuries plagued him in his final year, and eventually retired with the Rockets in 2000. He was chosen as one of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History.

4. John Stockton

John Stockton is regarded as one of the best point guards in NBA history, holder of NBA records for most career assists and steals. His 18-season partnership with Karl Malone with the Utah Jazz remains one of the most formidable ever, but the duo still fell short of winning an NBA title for two consecutive years, courtesy of Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls. He retired in 2003, and eventually made it to the list of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History.

5. Patrick Ewing

The Jamaican-born Ewing almost won an NBA title with the New York Knicks in a grueling best-of seven series against Hakeem Olajuwon and the Houston Rockets. The Knicks fell in seven games. That was the only real chance he had, as the latter years of his NBA career were marred by injuries. He ended his career with the Orlando Magic in 2002. He has since been recognized as one of the NBA’s 50 Greatest Players of all time.

6. Pete Maravich

Long before Magic Johnson took our breath away with his “magic” passes, there was Pete “Pistol Pete” Maravich. One of the flashiest players to ever play in the NBA, Maravich was known for his creative passing, dazzling ballhandling and accurate shooting. The top NCAA Division I scorer of all time, he went on to average 24.2 points per game in his ten-year NBA career. But despite his showmanship and all his individual achievements, he retired without winning an NBA crown. He died of a heart attack in 1988 at the age of 40. He was named to NBA’s 50th Anniversary All-Time Team.

7. Reggie Miller

Widely considered as one of the deadliest three-point shooters in NBA history, Reggie Miller of the Indiana Pacers slew many a team with his timely sniping from beyond the three-point arc. His prodigious shooting, however, wasn’t enough to beat the Lakers in the 2000 NBA Finals, the only championship that Miller got to play in in his 18-year NBA career.

8. Dominique Wilkins

Dominique Wilkins will always be remembered as one of the best dunkers to ever play the game. He won the NBA Slam Dunk Contest title twice, and went head-to-head with the likes of Larry Bird, Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan as the Atlanta Hawks’ main man. The only difference is, all those men won championships—lots of ‘em—while Wilkins never even got to play in a single NBA Finals series.

9. George Gervin

The man who popularized the “finger roll” was a prolific scorer. George Gervin, known as “The Iceman”, won four scoring titles with the San Antonio Spurs, but never made an appearance in an NBA championship. Retired in 1986, Gervin has since been named as one of 50 Greatest Players in NBA History.

10. Bernard King

Bernard King is one of the NBA’s most explosive scorers of all time. In 14 seasons with various NBA teams, he averaged 22.5 points per game. But injuries bugged him all throughout his career, and knee problems eventually forced him to retire in 1993, without winning a title.

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