Celebrity Gossip

OK, so the year is only four months old, and you think that it’s way too early to post the top celebrity nipple slips of 2008. Still, the fact that this year is shaping up to be a banner year for celebrity nipple slips, with at least 8 occurrences already recorded made us decide to list them now, lest they get buried under the avalanche of celebrity nip slips that we’re sure will come in the next 8 months.

Pics could be NSFW.

1. Amy Smart

Forget the red-eye effect. Just look about a foot lower and stare until your eyes turn red.

2. Kelly Brook

We’ve seen her a lot more naked than this, but we’ll take a Kelly Brook nip slip anytime.

3. Katie Price a.k.a Jordan

The same goes for this British tabloid favorite.

4. Nicole Narain

Since we can’t legally get access to her celebrity sex tape with Colin Farrell, we’ll settle for a little nipple action from this nymphet.

5. Rihanna

People might argue that only an itty-bitty bit of nipple can be seen in this pic, but the fact that that itty-bitty bit of nipple decided to show up at an event for kids makes this one an itty-bitty bit more scandalous than the rest of the celebrity nipple slips here.

6. Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes did this peekaboo in an appearance on a French TV show. Oui!

7. Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller’s nipples apparently wanted some sun too.

8. Paz Vega

Not exactly a nipple slip, but better. She wore this see-through dress on Oscar night, which meant that one pair of the hottest celebrity boobs were practically on display for at least four hours for the enjoyment of the entire Academy.

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Katie Holmes tried to escape the compound, and now Tom Cruise is sending her to Gold Base, the Scientology compound in Hemet, CA., where Scientology campers get to do such fun stuff as purify themselves, read a whole bunch of scary Thetan nonsense, and go without sleep. Boy, doesn’t that sound like fun! Where can I sign up?

Just for kicks, here’s a satellite picture of Gold Base so you can see what you’re missing.

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Oh, Paula. You drunk little vixen you!

Once again, Paula Abdul got her drink on and decided to play a judge on American Idol. It’s gotten more than embarrassing at this point, it’s gotten REALLY SAD.

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Okay, so Tom Cruise is going back on Oprah, apparently because we didn’t have enough slices of Crazy Pie the first time. Pundits are guessing that him and Oprah are going to shoot the shizzit about his couch jumping antics, Katie, Scientology, and the premise that DUDE IS FREAKING INSANE. Oh, and as an added bonus? He asked (*cough* threatened *cough*) a whole bunch of his “friends” to call in and tell us all how incredible amazing Tom Cruise is. So we understand that all this craziness? This hoopla? Totally irrelevant, man.

You gonna watch? It’s Maverick-approved!

Will you watch Tom Cruise on Oprah?
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Okay, take a listen:

Truly, is it just me, or does she sound horrible? Try and disregard the hotness for a second (close your eyes if that helps) and listen. It’s like getting your gums scraped, isn’t it.

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              Some seriously racy pictures of Miley Cyrus have circled the internet! “Hannah Montana” recently did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair, where she was basically topless!… What was the photographer thinking?… Miley is a just young naive girl who has obviously been taken advantage of… but oh’well… it’s not 1992! it aint gunna hurt her future career!…

          Photographer Annie Leibovitz says she’s sorry her photos of teen idol Miley Cyrus ave been “misinterpreted“…

hmm…

Oh, I so totally looked like this like five minutes after I had all my babies.

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We’re probably going to hear how “amazing” everything is from Miss Halle; like how the birth was “amazing”, the baby is “amazing”, her hemmoroids are “amazing”. Stuff like that.

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Hoo WEE! Little Miley Cyrus ain’t so little anymore apparently. Acclaimed photographer Annie Leibowitz took some pics of Miley for Vanity Fair (you can see them here: Topless Miley Cyrus) and they are totally tasteful; well, except for the one where she’s sprawled half-naked across her daddy’s lap. Anyway, now Miley and parent company Disney are throwing a hissy fit saying that Miley was “deceived”, that these photos were intended to be tasteful, blah blah blah.

First of all, she’s 15. What the HELL is this little redneck Mouseketeer doing in Vanity Fair? Secondly, we can’t see any boobies (and I was really looking). Thirdly, she’s 15 and what was going through her idiot parents’ heads? Oh, I know!!!!

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You can’t make this kind of stuff up, people. Okay: so apparently, Helen Hunt and Colin Firth (otherwise known as my future husband) are making a movie called “Then She Found Me”. One of the scenes calls for them to get down and dirty with each other. In the midst of all this gloriousness, one of the cast members let out a giant queef. We’re talking a loud, juicy, rumbling, fart. LOUD. SMELLY. Helen asked “what just happened?”, which makes me think that perhaps she does not have an anus? Because hello, ANYONE would know that a toot had just been released into the wild. A very brave cast member named and claimed it; I don’t think I would have been that brave. Well, unless it was truly spectacular.

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Sweet 7 pound, 6 ounce Baby Jebus.

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I just can’t get into whatever vibe he’s trying to project here. How about you?

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