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Okay, this grossed me out. However, if I lived next door to her, I would be totally throwing stuff at her, like, I don’t know…..a frozen turkey. Here’s the quote:

“They don’t just splash around - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” says a neighbor near Jordan and Christina’s $12.5 million Beverly Hills mansion. “We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit.”

GROSS. What, pray tell, are “sexy noises”? Do we really want to know what this means?

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I’m sure that Larry King is a very nice man, very talented interviewer, but do you think he lifted his eyes from the fabulous Kim Kardashian’s boobies ONCE?

By the way, wouldn’t you be embarrassed - at least a little - if videos of you having wild crazy sex with your mysterious lady parts hanging out all over the place? Wouldn’t that give you some sort of pause, just even for a minute? Either Kim Kardashian is crazy like a fox, or girl is delusional beyond anything we’ve ever seen in the history of the world.

Here’s the video:

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Contrary to a TON of rumors swirling around this weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina did NOT get married. All the big tabloids - Star, Enquirer, etc. - reported that they had “sources” that confirmed the two had gotten hitched, but of course, we know that’s not true. Besides, they both have famously said that they won’t even consider getting married until everyone in this country can get married to the person they love. So there you have it! No wedding bells for Brangelina, which means Brad is still free for me. Oh, he knows it’s inevitable. One day he’s going to realize that our love is just too strong for him to withstand.

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Madonna is on the front page of Vanity Fair this month (you can see the fantastically photoshopped pictures here) and as always, gave her opinions on everything; including her belief that you can “will” the sex of your baby. Listen to this:

madonna: Do you have a daughter?
me: No, three sons.
[Madonna looks at me accusingly.]
me: I didn’t choose it–it just happened.
madonna: Do you believe that? You think things just happen?
me: I think that just happened.
madonna: Mm-hmm.
me: So who’s making the decision?
madonna: You are, you and your missus.
me: About what kind of kids we want?
madonna: You chose it. Your soul chose it.
me: No. Do you believe that? That my insides wanted boys?
madonna: Unconsciously. Yes.
me: I kind of like the idea, three sons–it’s like having a little army out in the woods.
madonna: And all the work they can do, and you can teach them carpentry and then build houses for you in Old Greenwich, or wherever you live. - source

I don’t know….Madonna is so non-relevant these days, I think it’s kind of sad that she keeps trying to push herself as a bubble gum pop star. That’s not to say that I don’t totally love her, because I do, but it’s like when you watch your auntie try to get jiggy with it at the family reunion. You just want to give her some potato salad and tell her to sit her silly ass down for pete’s sake.

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Probably not the best of news for Heath Ledger fans, but it seems that he might have left a little bit more behind than just a lot of money - an actual love child.

Apparently, Heath had an affair with an older woman who was living with someone else when he was only 17. She discovered she was knocked up after this wild love affair ended. Now, we don’t have ANY details on who this woman was, who the kid is, etc., but it sounds to me like it’s going to be one big hellaciously ugly mess. Mostly because this means that Heath’s estate (worth millions and millions) will need to be split between Matilda Rose, his daughter with Michelle Williams, and this new kid. Messy!

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1) Tyra Banks Sports Illustrated Ten Year Anniversary: here’s a video of her trying on the bikini - Photoshop much, Tyra?

2) A Kristen Davis sex tape AND pictures have come out!: Sweet little Charlotte from Sex and the City sure picked a whopper of a wrong guy to go out with!

3) Vanessa Williams, Kristin Chenoweth, Carla Gugino, and Marley Shelton: NAKED: How about some naked booty to go along with your cornflakes? Anyone? Anyone?

4) Naked Brad Pitt: Oh, yeah - the nakedness just keeps on a’comin.

5) Celebrity Oops Moments: What will those celebrities think of next!

6) Sexy Pics of Rachel Ray: My eyes! They burn!

7) Celebrities for Disney photoshoots - including behind the scenes candid shots!: Awesome stuff; not sure what I think of Whoopi as the Genie though.

8) Naked Jamie Lee Curtis in AARP: I didn’t know it was possible to be this nauseous this early in the morning.

9) Is Ryan Seacrest gay? : Annoying, yes, but gay? Who cares?

10) Tiger Woods home burned to the ground: sad news for the world’s best golfer.

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So Madonna wants everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, apparently- and she wants everyone to “go save her” as well. Hmmm……what does this remind me of? Oh, I know!

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Good Lord - 80’s hair band rocker Rikki Rocket has been arrested on charges of sexual assualt on his way back from a trip to New Zealand. No details as yet, but surely he should still be liable for the crap Poison inflicted on us. I mean, come on - the amount of hair gel, hairspray, and spandex these guys used in one day alone is a criminal offense.

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Here’s what Michelle Williams had to say recently about her ex Heath Ledger:

“I think the interesting thing about Heath, which maybe people have only really fully discovered in his death, is how vulnerable he was. You can pick it up on it in his performances, but it’s easy to overlook because he was so physical and beautiful and strong and masculine,” she adds. “But there was always that underlying sensitivity. That’s who he was. He had a talent for everything that he put his mind to. He didn’t know limits.”

“For as long as I’d known him, he had bouts with insomnia,” she says. “He had too much energy. His mind was turning, turning turning — always turning.”

And here’s what Naomi Watts had to say:

“I think he wanted to be someone who was doing the observing — not the one being observed. He hated not being able to go about his life in an ordinary way. But I think that, deep down, he enjoyed that he was being recognized for his talent. I think he was starting to own that and that’s the deepest tragedy, in terms of his work. He was just beginning to own it and embrace it.”

“He was a huge, obsessive, chess freak – and very, very good at it.” - source

What did you like about Heath Leddger?

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          Talk about bizzarrrooo…. The presidential candidates may be celebrities in their own special way! but now a new study is suggesting that genealogically, Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie and Barack Obama to Brad Pitt! lol

The New England Historic Genealogical Society (NEHGS) in Boston on Wednesday released a study in which it traced the family trees of all three presidential candidates to find they all had famous relatives, both dead and alive.

[Source: Yahoo!]