Celebrity Gossip

Ryan Seacrest has been saying over and over again that the current batch of American Idol contestants is the best ever. Not really sure about that, but one thing I’m certain of is that this year’s top 24 is by far the best-looking. Almost everyone in the competition this year are pleasing to the eyes. Well, except maybe for that now-eliminated guy who kinda looks and sounds like a girl, and that one guy who took so much pride in looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

But as great as they all look on TV, there are of course standouts among the top 24. Here are 10 of them:

1. Kristy Lee Cook

Looks like a cross between Rachel Blanchard and Kate Bosworth, but with a hotter body. Way hotter.

2. Michael Johns

Brings back memories of the late Michael Hutchence, and not just because they’re both from Australia.

3. Ramiele Malubay

Between this extremely cute girl from Florida and AI Season 3 finalists Camile Velasco and Jasmine Trias, Ramielle gets my vote as the hottest Filipina to ever work the Idol stage.

4. Luke Menard

Forget the forgettable voice and the annoying demeanor. Luke looks like Orlando Bloom and Scott Speedman morphed together, and that could be his ticket into the finals.

5. Kady Malloy

If Carrie Underwood got any hotter, she’d be this barely legal Texan girl.

6. Jason Castro

Get past the dreadlocks and you’ll see a hazel-eyed hottie who could have been a member of any of those popcorn boy bands out there.

7. Amy Davis

She isn’t a Maxim Hometown Hottie for nothing. Too bad she’s already out of the competition.

8. David Hernandez

If he grows some facial hair, he could be a singing double for Oded Fehr (that guy from “The Mummy” movies) should the latter do musicals in the future.

9. Asia’h Epperson

I don’t know if the passing resemblance to Vivica A. Fox makes her hot, but I’m certain her being a cheerleader plays a big factor, as it brings images of TV cheerleader Hayden Panettierre to mind. And yes, she’s just as short. Short, but hot nonetheless.

10. David Cook

A hot Jack Black (if that’s even possible), especially when he grimaces while hitting those high rock star notes.

Okay. I’m going to give probably way TMI here, but I’ll spare you the really gory details. Last night, I ate orange chicken from a place that rhymes with Manda Rexpress. Also some fried shrimp thingies. However, I’ve only been feeding my body fruits, veggies, whole grains, and good stuff for a while now, so guess what? IT TURNED ON ME WITH A VENGEANCE. Let’s just say that at 2 AM you can find some really freaky television, including that one alien movie with DB Sweeney where he gets abducted and gets the living shiznit probed out of him? Remember that one?

Okay, on to the goss! First, Mike Myers finally has a new movie out and it looks great.

The Love Guru

The movie is about a love guru (Mike Myers) and he gets people back together. Or something. I don’t know, but it looks really funny. I love Mike Myers.

Next! Kate Beckinsale has a weird name for her mysterious lady parts.

You said what now Kate?

So we all probably have a fun name for our nether regions, right? Well, Kate Beckinsale is sharing hers:

“I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb… My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

- source

Okay, fair enough. But when you think of a Pharoh’s Tomb, you usually think sandy, dried up, and empty, which is most likely not the impression Kate wants to give. What do you call your Mr. or Mrs. Happy? Come on, I won’t tell. (leave your answer in the comments kthxbai)

Next! Angelina Jolie has written another thoughtful editorial.

I Didn’t Think I Could Love Angelina Jolie Anymore, But….

I have such a girlcrush on Miss Angiepants. Here’s a snippet from her latest editorial in the Washington Post:

What we cannot afford, in my view, is to squander the progress that has been made. In fact, we should step up our financial and material assistance. UNHCR has appealed for $261 million this year to provide for refugees and internally displaced persons. That is not a small amount of money — but it is less than the U.S. spends each day to fight the war in Iraq. I would like to call on each of the presidential candidates and congressional leaders to announce a comprehensive refugee plan with a specific timeline and budget as part of their Iraq strategy.

- source

Brad Pitt is a lucky man.

Next! Reese Witherspoon on the Ellen Show.

Reese Is Too Cute for Words

I love Reese Witherspoon - she’s a great actress, seems like a good mom, and she gets to boink Jake Gyllenhaal. Okay, maybe that last part I don’t like because technically Jake is my boyfriend, but I digress. Here she is on the Ellen Show talking about parenting, garbage, and Polaroids:

She just seems like someone you could hang out and shoot the breeze with, doesn’t she? Me likey.

Next! How much did JLo spend to poop out her spawn?

Jennifer Lopez Is Really, Really Rich. Okay?

If you’ve had a baby, you probably spent tops $5k unless there were complications. Guess how much Jlo spent for her birth? Just read:

Jennifer Lopez has spent a whopping $1.4 million for her twins` birth.

According to reports, the new mom made sure her diva demands were met by spending the staggering amount. Sources says Lopez, who delivered a boy and a girl at North Shore University Hospital in New York on February 22, shelled out $700,000 to reserve the lavish birthing suite at the hospital.

She also spent $175,000 per week for the suit, which had been reserved for three weeks even before she checked in. The birthing suite has a large Apple computer monitor, private kitchen, two flat-screen TVs, and white couches. The 38-year-old singer/actress and her husband, Marc Anthony, paid another $300,000 for the private doctors and nurses, $300,000 for the security, and $100,000 for the personal assistants. According to In Touch magazine, an insider had heard that Lopez called her newborns Maximiano and Emelina.

Exqueeze me? Baking powder? I think those white couches are the best touch; they’re just perfect for catching the spatters of what-have-you. And heck, good thing she had a computer there because God knows you want to check frigging YouTube inbetween contractions. >>rolls eyes<<

What else is going on today:

• Nicole Kidman drinking and pregnant?
• Paris Hilton (half) naked
• Are Rihanna and Chris Brown together?
• Brad Pitt’s new movie Tree of Life info
• Prince Harry pulled from Afghanistan

That’s it till this afternoon; I’m going to get my hair cut! I LOVEEEE getting my hair cut, makes me feel so relaxed!!

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Oh, yeah:

I’m sorry, because you’re going to have that song in your head now. But I needed a bit of Whitesnake to get the gossip started right. And speaking of:

Brad Pitt says yes, they are having twins. This back and forth stuff is driving me up the wall.

Twins, No Twins, Maybe Twins - Knock it Off Already

Mmm. Yummy. Okay. Maintain. MAINTAIN.

Ahem. Brad Pitt is rumored to confirm that his baby mama Angelina will be popping out two puppies:

“They’re having twins, Angelina is healthy, and he’s thrilled that he’s going to be a father once again.

“They didn’t exactly plan this pregnancy, but they wanted more children and Brad says Angelina was very willing to have them herself.”

Brad - who is cutting back on filming commitments to help look after his ever-expanding family - is also keen for Angelina to have the twins in their native US, unlike Shiloh’s birth in Namibia in May 2006.

The friend added: “They want to have these children in Los Angeles or New Orleans. I don’t think Brad wants to isolate himself and the family again like he did when Shiloh was born.”

- source

Six kids if it’s true they’re having twins…..oy vey. Makes me get like an instant migraine, but I’m guessing that if I got to look at Brad Pitt all the time -naked - I’d find a way to get through it. Yes, indeed.

Next: has Britney Spears been drugged? I mean, more than usual?

Britney Spears Unknowingly Drugged?

Watch:

I don’t know, I think it’s pretty far-fetched that she was being drugged, I think she’s batshit crazy quite well on her own, thank you very much.

Not much else going on today, which forces me to leave you with this.

See what happens when those darn celebrities stop giving me something to write about? I start posting horrible 80’s and 90’s music videos. Until tomorrow morning, my lovelies!

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Hola, Snarkarinos! Yes, it’s true - we’ve reached a sad level here at SnarkyGossip, and it involves kittens. You don’t want to be responsible for sweet little baby kittens getting hurt, now, do you? DO YOU? Yeah, I thought so. On a completely unrelated note, we just got a quote for air conditioning in our house because I’m tired of sweating like a warthog in the summer, and HOLY CRAP is it ever expensive. Sweating like a warthog suddenly is a lot more appealing.

On to the goss! First, the doctors who gave Heath Ledger all those prescriptions is being investigated.

Heath Ledger’s doctors might be in trouble!

As you know, Heath Ledger died in January from an accidental overdose. He was taking a shitload of drugs, and there’s suspicion that some of that might have been prescribed wrongly:

The doctors - one in California, one in Texas - are believed to have supplied the “Brokeback Mountain” star with the powerful painkillers Oxycontin and Vicodin, law enforcement sources said. Authorities want to know if the drugs were prescribed illegally. “It’s an ongoing investigation,” a law enforcement source told The News Tuesday. “It’s not clear if there was any wrongdoing.”

- source

Well, not to point out the obvious or anything, but if they’re investigating the doctors doesn’t that indicate that there was something bad going on? I mean, nothing’s going to change the fact that Heath is gone, but still.

Next: Jessica Alba is trying to put the toothpaste back into the tube, apparently.

Jessica Alba, birth control advocate

Here’s an astonishingly ignorant (and that’s saying something) from pregnant Jessica Alba:

“”Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they’re about 20 or 21 . . . It’s fun to have a crush, but don’t think it’s forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.”

Apparently her boyfriend Cash didn’t get this particular memo? And maybe she didn’t either? Being as she’s pregnant and all? Huh.

Next: The Spice Girls are finally done.

Good Bye Spice Girls!

Yep, they had their final concert in Toronto last night. Watch:

Honestly, I do like them, but how many groups do you know can get away with not writing anything new for TEN YEARS and then have a successful tour? Yeah, I thought so.

Next: some pics! First, here’s Natalie Portman on the David Letterman show:

Last, here’s Britney Spears sneaking out of the Levi’s store:

What else is going on today….

• Ashlee Simpson scares people with her laugh
• No tipping for Ashley Olsen
• Paris Hilton bikini pics
• Boy George pleads not guilty
• Angelina Jolie expecting twins? Maybe

That’s it till this afternoon, friends - till then, I leave you with this:

OUCH!! Talk to you later, snarkarinos!

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Holy crap, it’s Coco! I feel so honored that the Cocster would come to my humble little site to get her gossip on, don’t you? And if Coco is here, you KNOW it’s classy with a capital K, baby!

Okay, gossip time! First, new stuff from the new Indiana Jones movie.

Harrison Ford and Indiana Jones - thank you, baby Jebus

Here’s a few pics for you, because I know you are just as excited about this movie as I am. Right? I know you totally are.

First Mr. Studlypants:

Here’s Karen Allen:

Shia LeI Can’t Spell Your Name:

And Cate Blanchett:

I want to tell you that I am seriously geeking out about this movie. I’m going to totally stand up and cheer when Indy shows up on the screen. - source

Next: Tom and Katie are going to throw a big party for JLo and her new babies.

Bow Down To Your Thetan Overlords, Jennifer Lopez

Well, I told you earlier this week that Jennifer Lopez finally popped out those puppies, right? Now Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want to throw them a $195k baby party. Yep, you read that right: $195,000. I’m guessing that the guests of honor will be Tom, Katie, JLo and L. Ron Hubbard, with maybe a surprise visit from Oprah. Cripes, can you imagine what they could with that money that WASN’T so overbearing and ostentatious? A helluva lot of good. - via MSN

Next: Christina Aguilera is really creeping me out with the ginormous boobages.

We Know You Have Large Breasts, Christina - Stop It Already

Hey, guess what? CHRISTINA IS NURSING, if you didn’t already figure that out by the humungous gazumbas staring you in the face with all their veiny goodness. I don’t know about you, but I don’t feel the need to have a peek at what’s on tap at the Dairy Queen. - source

Next: somebody at V magazine really hates Gwen Stefani.

Gwen Stefani Kind Of Scares Me Here

What fresh horror is this, I ask you? Is this supposed to be artistic or something?

Yo, dog. I’m just not feeling you on this one.

That’s about it for today, but I do want to leave you with something REALLY SPECIAL.

Aw, yeah. See you tomorrow, my loverlies!

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Harley the Wonder Dog is feeling quite frisky this morning, and by frisky, I mean he’s actually gotten up to take his morning nap somewhere else today. Seriously, he is the LAZIEST DOG EVER. He takes walks every day, but other than that? Yeah, he’s sleeping. Don’t you wish you were a dog? Life would be sweet, other than the whole having to sniff other dogs’ butts and licking your balls all the time. Well, unless you’re into that. Which I don’t want to know about.

ANYway, on to the goss. First, have you been watching that awful “Moment of Truth” show? It’s truly sick.

Moment of Truth Lady Did It For The Money

Seems that one of the contestants on MoT decided it would be a good idea to confess that yes, she WOULD leave her husband for another man. But she was only doing it for the money! Honest, sweetie! Didn’t mean it! Watch:

Surprisingly, her husband isn’t too hip on this idea. Oh, and in a delicious twist of irony? They ain’t getting no money! I’d feel sorry for her, except, well, I don’t.

Next! Pam Anderson is getting an annulment from husband number 435.

Annulment Time for Pam Anderson

Honestly, I don’t even know why she bothers getting married to all these guys. She’s got to realize that her relationship track record is spotty at best, right? Her newest thing with porno king Rick Salomon predictably hit the skids pretty fast, and now she’s seeking an annulment:

Court documents show that Pamela Anderson is seeking an annulment, rather than a divorce, from husband Rick Salomon. The actress is seeking to annul the two-month marriage based on fraud. No other details were available, and Anderson’s publicist did not immediately return an e-mail request for comment Tuesday.

- source

What kind of fraud would this be - the fraud that they thought this marriage would last more than three months? That fraud? Sheesh.

Next: wanna buy Neverland?

Michael Jackon’s Neverland Is Being Auctioned

He’s mesmerizing, isn’t he? Well, he’s also broke:

Want Michael Jackson’s merry-go-round? How about his locomotive, or his curtains? Those items and more could hit the auction block next month as the pop star’s Neverland Ranch will be put up for public sale unless he pays the more than $24 million he still owes on the property, according to a Tuesday court filing.

I don’t see him coming up with this money; he’s been living abroad every since being acquitted of child molestation charges (unjustly, I might add) and has been infamously known for uh, being kind of out of money. Plus, if he ponied up the money for Neverland, he’d be back at the scene of his (multiple alleged) crimes, including the whole Jesus Juice thing. Probably not a good idea.

Next: PLEASE GOD NO.

Is Britney Spears Pregnant with Adnan Ghalib’s Love Child?

The Star is reporting an “exclusive” (meaning there’s an 90% chance of it being made up) that Britney Spears is knocked up with Adnan Ghalib’s love child. Because, you know, she is just soooooo good with the kinder. Apparently, Asshat Ghalib is “thrilled” because this means he’s pretty much set for life, sucking at the generous teats of Britney Moneybags. Wow, that’s just not a pretty mental picture, is it. Anyway, if she’s pregnant, I’m sure we have plenty of extra-special meltdowns to look forward to. - source

Next: Charlie Sheen wants to kick Ryan Seacrest’s ass. Well, get in line, pal.

Charlie to Ryan: Waaa waaa waa

Well. You know that reality show that Denise Richards is hoping to use to pimp out her kids? Charlie Sheen is pissed and went to his pal Ryan Seacrest to fix it:

Hell hath no fury like a man who’s kids are being pimped out by his good friend. Charlie Sheen, still trying to keep his kids off of ex-wife Denise Richards’ reality show, decided to take it to the show’s co-producer, his friend Ryan Seacrest.
But apparently Ryan refused to intervene for his friend, insisting that the matter was about business, not friendship. According to the National Enquirer, Charlie didn’t take it too well and unleashed a tirade on Ryan.
“How can you allow my children to be used as pawns like this, just so you and Denise can make money off them?…They two of you are despicable! You are scum of the earth, lower than low! And you better watch out, pal. Right now I’m so mad, I could knock your lights out!”

-source

Oh, well, CRAP. Ryan better look out because Charlie will surely inflict some major pain on him. Because he’s just so manly and all. I mean, come on:

The mullet alone makes a very scary statement, don’t you think? Yowza.

Let’s see what else is going on today:

• Mariah Carey has a new video
• Miley Cyrus has duck lips
• Mischa Barton has been officially charged with DUI
• Get a look at Jlo’s nursery
• Anna Nicole’s baby has corrective eye surgery

That’s it till this afternoon, guys - I leave you with this:

See you later, alligators!

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Wanna buy Neverland Ranch??? ummm No thanks… lol… I think not!

        Michael Jackson is losing his shirt! no phun intended! Jacko’s Neverland Valley Ranch in California will be up for auction on March 19th, 2008. The “king of pop” owes Financial Title Co. over $24-million buckaroos. The auction will also include Jackson’s possessions left at the ranch, including the home’s furnishings and other items on the property… yuk….

That image, right there, that one in black and yellow spandex, is guaranteed to be seared into your brain now. DON’T LOOK AWAY. The damage has already been done.

On to the gossip! Of which there just ain’t much. First, Paris Hilton makes everyone happy.

Why is Paris Hilton a celebrity?

Video of Paris Hilton sending a whole bunch of mallrats into complete hysterics:

If you had a preteen daughter, would you be encouraging her to take Paris Hilton as a role model? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Next: the Oscars apologize to Whoopi Goldberg.

The Oscars apologize for having their head up their ass

So you remember that Whoopi got slighted at the Oscars? Here’s the official apology:

[It] was “an absolute oversight,” the award show’s producer tells PEOPLE.

“No harm was intended, and I feel very, very badly that she was left out,” Gil Cates said Tuesday. “I’m going to call her and tell her that.”

Although described as a montage of hosts, the piece shown at Sunday night’s telecast on ABC was actually “supposed to be a montage of 80 exciting moments of the Academy Awards” culled from hundreds of hours of footage, says Cates. “Basically, that was not a montage about hosts.”

- source

Hmph! Darn tootin!!!

Next: know anyone who’s inbred? Because their ship has come in!!!

Julianne Moore is looking for people who have a “different look”

So! Apparently there has been a casting call put out in the Pittsburgh/West Virginia area for a new horror movie starring Julianne Moore. Except this is a VERY SPECIAL casting call:

A movie about to be filmed in Pittsburgh is casting Gothic characters — including an albino-like girl and deformed people — to depict West Virginia mountain people.

“‘Regular-looking” children need not apply.

That’s the gist of an open casting call for paid extras for “Shelter,” a horror film starring Julianne Moore that will begin shooting in Pittsburgh in March.

The casting call scheduled for Sunday invites “men and women of all races, 18 or older,” to try out as extras, according to the announcement from Downtown-based Donna Belajac Casting. But the extras wanted for the West Virginia scenes evoke images of “Deliverance” and “The Hills Have Eyes.”

“It’s the way it was described in the script,” Belajac said Monday. “Some of these ‘holler’ people — because they are insular and clannish, and they don’t leave their area — there is literally inbreeding, and the people there often have a different kind of look. That’s what we’re trying to get.

- source

Holy crap, could they get any more in trouble for all that? Except I’m not sure if these kind of folks would know they’re being insulted. Oh, that’s bad. BAD. Oh well - good news for these guys:

Next: Pink speaks out about her divorce. Sniff, sniff.

I’m getting divorced but we’re still best friends says Pink

Why is it that EVERY SINGLE CELEB who gets divorced has to put out this same recycled bullpucky?

“Hi everybody.

I wanted to reach out personally to all my fans/friends out there in the world. First and foremost, thank-you for all of your support and love, it means a lot to me right now. The most important thing for you all to know, is that Carey and I love each other so so much. This break up is not about cheating, anger, or fighting. I know it sounds like cliche bulls***, but we are best friends, and we will continue to be. All I know at this point, is that I want to make the best album I can, and Carey wants to do the best possible job he can with everything he has going on. He is a good man, so please support him as well. One never knows the future, but mine and Careys’ just might involve beach babies and sunshine one day. Just not right now.

Thanks for the concern and caring.

X Miss P”

- source

Seriously, I expected her to be a little more out of control than this - I was kinda hoping (just a little bit) that she would do something crazy like I don’t even know what. Well, that’s it for today - lame, I know, but let’s go out on a good note:

Oh, I’m loving that baby! I want to smush him! Don’t you want to smush him?!?!?!? I’ll see you tomorrow morning, Snarkarinos!

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That image, right there, that one in black and yellow spandex, is guaranteed to be seared into your brain now. DON’T LOOK AWAY. The damage has already been done.

On to the gossip! Of which there just ain’t much. First, Paris Hilton makes everyone happy.

Why is Paris Hilton a celebrity?

Video of Paris Hilton sending a whole bunch of mallrats into complete hysterics:

If you had a preteen daughter, would you be encouraging her to take Paris Hilton as a role model? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Next: the Oscars apologize to Whoopi Goldberg.

The Oscars apologize for having their head up their ass

So you remember that Whoopi got slighted at the Oscars? Here’s the official apology:

[It] was “an absolute oversight,” the award show’s producer tells PEOPLE.

“No harm was intended, and I feel very, very badly that she was left out,” Gil Cates said Tuesday. “I’m going to call her and tell her that.”

Although described as a montage of hosts, the piece shown at Sunday night’s telecast on ABC was actually “supposed to be a montage of 80 exciting moments of the Academy Awards” culled from hundreds of hours of footage, says Cates. “Basically, that was not a montage about hosts.”

- source

Hmph! Darn tootin!!!

Next: know anyone who’s inbred? Because their ship has come in!!!

Julianne Moore is looking for people who have a “different look”

So! Apparently there has been a casting call put out in the Pittsburgh/West Virginia area for a new horror movie starring Julianne Moore. Except this is a VERY SPECIAL casting call:

A movie about to be filmed in Pittsburgh is casting Gothic characters — including an albino-like girl and deformed people — to depict West Virginia mountain people.

“‘Regular-looking” children need not apply.

That’s the gist of an open casting call for paid extras for “Shelter,” a horror film starring Julianne Moore that will begin shooting in Pittsburgh in March.

The casting call scheduled for Sunday invites “men and women of all races, 18 or older,” to try out as extras, according to the announcement from Downtown-based Donna Belajac Casting. But the extras wanted for the West Virginia scenes evoke images of “Deliverance” and “The Hills Have Eyes.”

“It’s the way it was described in the script,” Belajac said Monday. “Some of these ‘holler’ people — because they are insular and clannish, and they don’t leave their area — there is literally inbreeding, and the people there often have a different kind of look. That’s what we’re trying to get.

- source

Holy crap, could they get any more in trouble for all that? Except I’m not sure if these kind of folks would know they’re being insulted. Oh, that’s bad. BAD. Oh well - good news for these guys:

Next: Pink speaks out about her divorce. Sniff, sniff.

I’m getting divorced but we’re still best friends says Pink

Why is it that EVERY SINGLE CELEB who gets divorced has to put out this same recycled bullpucky?

“Hi everybody.

I wanted to reach out personally to all my fans/friends out there in the world. First and foremost, thank-you for all of your support and love, it means a lot to me right now. The most important thing for you all to know, is that Carey and I love each other so so much. This break up is not about cheating, anger, or fighting. I know it sounds like cliche bulls***, but we are best friends, and we will continue to be. All I know at this point, is that I want to make the best album I can, and Carey wants to do the best possible job he can with everything he has going on. He is a good man, so please support him as well. One never knows the future, but mine and Careys’ just might involve beach babies and sunshine one day. Just not right now.

Thanks for the concern and caring.

X Miss P”

- source

Seriously, I expected her to be a little more out of control than this - I was kinda hoping (just a little bit) that she would do something crazy like I don’t even know what. Well, that’s it for today - lame, I know, but let’s go out on a good note:

Oh, I’m loving that baby! I want to smush him! Don’t you want to smush him?!?!?!? I’ll see you tomorrow morning, Snarkarinos!

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Good morning, Snarkarinos! How are you this fine day? I went for another long walk this morning and I’m feeling good; every little bit helps, ya know? If any of you have some serious weight loss tips (I need to lose like 50 pounds), I’d sure appreciate ‘em. Or inspirational stories. Or something that will help me resist the smell of donut holes in the afternoon (I live up the street from a donut shop - I know, it’s soo cliche, but there it is).

Oh, and Captain Kirk says hi, he was mixing up a cake for you in anticipation of your visit here to Snarky Gossip. Wasn’t that nice of him?

Anyway, on to the goss! First, Kate Hudson naked.

A Naked Kate Hudson! Whoo! Boobies!

Well, not exactly naked so much as she’s just a nudist. Yep, apparently Kate Hudson has no qualms about walking around butt naked in her house. Well, shoot - me either! Of course, the neighbors didn’t exactly think too much of me when I was mowing the lawn wearing only a smile. - source

And speaking of Kate Hudson, rumor has it that she’s been seeing herself some Justin Timberlake on the down low. Well, honestly, who hasn’t, right?

Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake? What what what?

I know, crazy, right? Here’s the scoop:

Last New Year’s Eve, Justin and Kate were rumoured to have hooked up during a house party at Kate’s. Justin fell in her pool, and she escorted him into the house to find a change of clothes. That porn movie cliché allegedly lead to a night of passion. She later denied the rumour to Cameron Diaz, who had split with Justin weeks earlier. Further spicing this dish up, Kate has been looking… how do we say this delicately?… a little “pregnant” in the “uterus” lately. Reps for Justin and Kate deny that they are together, but this rumour is so crazy it almost sounds true.

- via CelebEdge

So….would this be weird if it were true? Because honestly, Owen Wilson probably needs to up his meds if it is. Just sayin’. It’s a PRECAUTION.

Next! Britney Spears got to see her kids for the first time in six weeks yesterday - but only for three hours.

Britney Spears gets some quality time in with the kinder

<img src='http://www.snarkygossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/britney_6.png' alt='britney_6.png' align="left"It was happy momma time yesterday for Britney Spears: she finally got to have a little time with her kids. Not that she’s been missing them or anything - anytime she gets lonely, she just strokes her hair extensions and sings “Hit Me Baby (One More Time)” if that happens. Here’s more:

Britney could soon be seeing her children up to three times a week if she abides by the visitation rules, and accepts that her father Jamie, her psychiatrist, a court-appointed monitor and a lawyer must all be present during the visits.

One of Kevin’s bodyguards must also be present.

A legal insider said: “It is a lot of people. But if Britney really wants her children back, she won’t complain.”

- source

Well, and that’s the real trick, now, isn’t it. I don’t think she really WANTS those kids back, because that would mean she would have to get her proverbial shit together. And we all know that’s not going to happen, right? RIGHT.

What else is going on today:

• Lindsay Lohan’s got a new movie
• Paris Hilton is dating Benji Madden
• Brad Pitt does a cameo for Jimmy Kimmel
• Rihanna buys some art
• Tilda Swinton is a very scary person

That’s it for this morning, scarce pickings, I know. Here’s a video to tide you over until this afternoon:

Crank This Soulja Boy

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Uh. No words. Talk to you later, sweet babies!

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